Michael Palascak

As you know, Michael Palascaks’s Family Weekend performance was last night here at UW-Stout and he was fantastic! Michael was professional and a pleasure to work with. His content was spot on for Family Weekend and people of all ages were having a great time. The entire night he was kind to everyone that approached him, and I do not have the exact number yet but there was an audience of over 350 people.” – UW Stout


Campus Activities Magazine Reader’s Choice Awards

  • “Finished in the Top 5 on NBC’s 2015 season of Last Comic Standing”
  • “2012 Nominee Best Comedy Performer”
  • “2009 Runner Up Best Comedy Performer”
  • Has appeared on:  The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
  • Won the national HBO talent contest at The Comedy Festival in Las Vegas
  • Michael has his own Comedy Central half hour special!!


Michael has performed this year at more colleges than Barack Obama probably.

Michael wears his retainer every night and eats his vegetables before he eats dessert unless it’s a cinnamon bun because that’s basically breakfast.

Michael has officially done stand-up on NBC, CBS, Comedy Central, Fox, the radio, and the internet. Michael has unofficially done stand-up on FaceTime; over dinner; for his family, friends, girlfriend, and strangers at the airport.

Michael’s comedy is smart, funny, clean and perfect for Orientation shows, Family Weekend shows, and Family Orientation Weekend shows.

Michael has written for Disney TV Animation and goes to Disneyland a lot for character research and rollercoaster research.

Michael recently released his debut album Job Opening through Rooftop Records; it can be found on iTunes, Pandora (like if you’re listening to Jerry Seinfeld on Pandora, they’ll recommend Michael’s album), Spotify, and Michael’s iPhone.

Michael connects to the youthful innocence in everyone as he relates his stories onstage. From becoming an uncle to going down water slides, Michael’s stories compel everyone to laugh a lot. From clubs and colleges to two thousand seat theaters, Michael’s act has people laughing across the country.M0145-11


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To book Michael, email info@bass-schuler.com or call 773-481-2600.